April 2009
1 post
March 2009
7 posts
A Haiku
Movies are great fun.
But the two in front of us,
won’t stop making out.
My Epson 1400 went from NV to CA, now to KY. Why? I don’t know. Next stop, MN.
Just ordered my Epson 1400. 13x19 prints, here I come!
February 2009
5 posts
January 2009
7 posts
Baller!
Do sheep get upset when they get dog hair on their wool coats?
Lady who sat next to me in church today,
Just because you sing louder than everyone else doesn’t mean that God will love you more than everyone else. Although you did have a beautiful voice and I enjoyed it very much.
Have you ever felt so hungry that you think you might throw up if you don’t eat anything right away? That logic always seemed a bit backwards to me. If there’s nothing in my stomach, how could I possibly project it out of my body? This particular hunger is made even worse when you’re incredibly tired. You’re so exhausted that you lack the energy to feed yourself, and you just hope that going to...